Posted by Jeannie on March 13, 2000 at 16:10:42:
God rented Satan the apartment in his duplex. Their backyards
were separated by a fence. Every weekend, Satan would
have wild parties where he would throw garbage over the fence and
even knock it down.
One Sunday after yet another wild party, God walks over and knocks
on Satan's door. Satan comes to the door wondering who could this
be knocking on my door so early in the morning. He opens the door
to find God standing there.
God says: "If you don't stop knocking down the fence and throwing
garbage on my side, I'm going to have to get a lawyer and evict you!"
Satan looks away for a moment, smirks, and says," Where are you
going to find a landlord-tenant lawyer?"
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